You're just a hopeless romantic.

… Slurper’s Remorse. It’s usually one of those details a spouse discovers years into a marriage when the relationship is already calcified and permanent, like a dried footprint in concrete. My husband had no such excuse since he proposed many months after I’d been regularly slurping.
Love At First Slurp
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Amy Sea
Andrew Rodwin
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Nov 16, 2023
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You're just a hopeless romantic.
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