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He just scratched his crotch as he walked out of the room and yelled over his shoulder, “Are you going to the store? We need milk!”

Weird Thingie In The Tree, I Can’t Take My Eyes Off You
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Stephanie Wilson

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Andrew Rodwin
Andrew Rodwin

Written by Andrew Rodwin

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Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, shopping lists, Sudoku, obituaries ...

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