You should get a Nobel Prize for this line.

…tain age. Your body will let you down, and there will be more than a fart in there. Just forget it. Being able to distinguish between a fart and a payload disappears along with one’s youth.
Three Unwritten Rules of Old Age You Can Not Escape
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Andrew Rodwin
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You should get a Nobel Prize for this line.
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