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…verage just to stand up. Now you know why it’s called dead-ass. Your ass is like a broken umbrella. You can’t take a shit out of it if the spokes are crooked.

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Andrew Rodwin
Andrew Rodwin

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Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, shopping lists, Sudoku, obituaries ...

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