Wow. That big? I need to move to Mexico City or something.

…xed our Tinder profiles. I felt free to let potential hook-ups know I used to measure eight inches. Thanks to pollution, my length is now four inches. We must fight against global warming. We must reduce our carbon footprint.”
NFL Star Denies Pooping; AI Wants Baby
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Andrew Rodwin
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Nov 30, 2021
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Wow. That big? I need to move to Mexico City or something.
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Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, shopping lists, Sudoku, obituaries ...
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