Wow, now that would suck.

…u need a minimum 4.8 GPA and you’re required to take a test to identify accents from every borough. You even get Staten Island wrong, they send you to Stanford.
Unboosted Story Asks to Be Left Alone
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Amy Sea
Andrew Rodwin
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Aug 20, 2023
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Wow, now that would suck.
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Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, shopping lists, Sudoku, obituaries ...
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