Wow. For a cute little critter, you're pretty good with adjectives.

d remember you’re jus…d what a great name. SpongeBob.” Then you look at yourself in the mirror and remember you’re just a flaccid, alien amoeba wafting aimlessly through ocean litter.
I’m the Quokka Who Squished Your Jiggly, Gelatinous Soul
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Sianna Lani
Andrew Rodwin
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Mar 9, 2022
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Wow. For a cute little critter, you're pretty good with adjectives.
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Written by Andrew Rodwin2.1K Followers
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Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, shopping lists, Sudoku, obituaries ...
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