Why, what a novel idea!

Jeepers! I think I'll just sign up right now!

Actually, I got a head start and read this pearl this morning: https://medium.com/blow-your-stack/why-the-phrase-no-offense-is-a-proclamation-of-war-d8490ad102c3 Two thumbs up.

But oh no, now there's also https://medium.com/its-just-foam/why-i-will-now-write-under-the-pen-name-beachbody-thundercats-a2f4a5d62a03

So, going for the twofer.