Too late. Happened to me at a frat party.

You lazy, aquatic vagabond. I’d love to see you in a whirlpool, splashing around, trying to fight the current as I smile down at you from the toilet seat while holding down the flush.
I’m the Quokka Who Squished Your Jiggly, Gelatinous Soul
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Andrew Rodwin
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Mar 9, 2022
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Too late. Happened to me at a frat party.
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Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, shopping lists, Sudoku, obituaries ...
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