Rejected by Slackjaw? Is that singular? I am the King of "Rejected by Slackjaw". If I had to archive all of my Slackjaw rejections, I'd have to buy more cloud storage. I am thinking of starting a "Rejected by Slackjaw Support Group" on Facebook. Or maybe a Medium magazine Slackjawed. Thank God for Muddyum or I'd be on a very high ledge right now. :-)

Aside from that, you just Muddited one of my pieces for the first time, Paul, and helpfully and kindly noted my kicker was a mess.

Thank you for doing the heavy lifting of Mudditing!