Outstanding sentence.

I’m cellular, baby. My cellphone is my morphine drip, my binky, my secret lover, my fidget spinner, my camouflage, my timer, my excuse to ignore you when I see you on the street, my email, my music, my movie, my phone, my wordle, my newspaper, my pedometer, my alarm clock, my audible, my kindle, my notebook, my library, my calorie counter, my social media.
The Day My Cellphone Became a Landline
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Amy Sea
Andrew Rodwin
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Sep 1, 2022
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