My golden retriever adopts X-rated poses when she wants a belly rub, glad to read it's a "thing."

…just how you like them — on-call masseurs stationed in each room to long-stroke those bellies 24/7. Some of the staff have requested you not be so spread-eagle during your massage. Do you mind toning that down?
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Stephanie Wilson
Andrew Rodwin
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Jan 15, 2024
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My golden retriever adopts X-rated poses when she wants a belly rub, glad to read it's a "thing."
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