It's sports so technically he could have told you to calm down.

“Next time,” my husband said, shooting me the gaze of death, “you drive in a separate car to the game.”
I’m Not Allowed to Tell My Family They’re Going to Die
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It's sports so technically he could have told you to calm down.
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