I had a Waterpik that deserted me for a career as a pastry chef.

…l as it gets these days,” Gaz replied, inspecting the toaster with a look of bureaucratic boredom. “Since the Self-Awareness in Kitchen Appliances Act was passed, we’ve seen a 33.4% increase in appliance career changes. Last week, I had a blender apply to law school.”
What Am I Supposed to Do for Toast?
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Corey John Richards
Andrew Rodwin
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Apr 13, 2024
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I had a Waterpik that deserted me for a career as a pastry chef. Claimed the Kitchen Appliances Act covered dental hygiene. What can I say? He hired a good attorney.
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