How am I the first person to highlight this line?

I shocked my grad students the other day by telling them they could reach out to me on Christmas “because I’m an atheist.” Yeah, I was willing to work on Christmas, and no one should take that as a sign that I hate Christm…
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Andrew Rodwin
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Dec 22, 2023
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How am I the first person to highlight this line? What's wrong with you people! Don't you get how funny this line is?!?!
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Written by Andrew Rodwin2.1K Followers
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Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, shopping lists, Sudoku, obituaries ...
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