Hey, our house cleaner quit. Does she have a business card?

After she massaged the vomit deeper into the foam blocks with a few paper towels, she lifted a drenched Timmy out of the pit. She wiped him up and down and sent him on his way.
Let’s Stop Calling Your Plague “Allergies”
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Rosalie Berg
Andrew Rodwin
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Nov 16, 2023
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Hey, our house cleaner quit. Does she have a business card?
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Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, shopping lists, Sudoku, obituaries ...
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