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…e in the grocery store is the only aisle that does not share shelf space with any other food group. When I step into the aisle, I feel as if I just entered a closed chamber, like the black box in Dark Matter — I’ve been sent into a parallel universe, where all the grains of the universe conspire to tempt me.

All I Wanted Was a Bowl of Cereal
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Susan Brearley

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Andrew Rodwin
Andrew Rodwin

Written by Andrew Rodwin

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Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, shopping lists, Sudoku, obituaries ...

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