From the Commode of Donald J. Trump

Goofus and Gallant: They’re Gay, Ok?

Andrew Rodwin
The Haven
Published in
3 min readJun 11, 2021

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People think only the Times, CNN, and the Washington Post print fake news. But most media outlets are a disaster! Here are the biggest promoters of fake news in our wonderful country.

  • Stars and Stripes: Written by a bunch of losers, ok? I mean, I had bone spurs, so I stayed home and got rich, that is what’s so…

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Andrew Rodwin
The Haven

Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Greener Pastures, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, and more.