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Detailed Text Instructions for Sitters Who Watch Mom and Dad

We left a Kevlar vest in the closet, and it’s just your size!

Andrew Rodwin
MuddyUm
Published in
4 min readApr 5, 2024

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Family of dysfunctional people in a flaming room.
Made with Microsoft Image Creator, modified with Canva.

Hi R̷e̷g̷i̷n̷a̷ ̷E̷m̷i̷l̷y̷ ̷D̷a̷r̷r̷e̷n̷ ̷P̷a̷t̷ ̷E̷l̷e̷a̷n̷o̷r̷ Carmen,

We’re thrilled, after weeks of negotiations, you’re sitting for Mom and Dad! We’ll be hanging…

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