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d a reasonable sacrifice… by moving to the West Coast, thus burdening her with a 3,000-mile journey to see her new grandson, our newborn son’s foreskin seemed a reasonable sacrifice to get back into her good graces. To this day my son suffers from phantom foreskin syndrome and has never forgiven me.

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Andrew Rodwin
Andrew Rodwin

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Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, shopping lists, Sudoku, obituaries ...

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