As the saying goes, "You can't make this stuff up." Somehow, you out-TMI'ed Carol TMI Lennox.

For true ecstasy, bring laughter into your sex life. I had a girlfriend who liked to draw eyes and a little nose on my fully engorged penis with lipstick, then use it as a puppet to sing a spoof of the Mister Ed theme song, the urethral opening becoming the mouth.
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As the saying goes, "You can't make this stuff up." Somehow, you out-TMI'ed Carol TMI Lennox.
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Written by Andrew Rodwin2.1K Followers
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Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, shopping lists, Sudoku, obituaries ...
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