Feb 24, 2023
All of my Model Children are now outside the 18-year warranty period. Do I need to pay for a premium upgrade so they can start taking care of me? Because. I'm. Not. Seeing. It.
Seriously, this piece was so, so good.
Written by Andrew Rodwin
Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, shopping lists, Sudoku, obituaries ...