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MuddyUm

New York Crimes Buyerclutter Curates Phat Burglary Accessories

Larceny-as-a-Service generating monster buzz!

4d ago

A burglar holding a pistol and crowbar.

4d ago

Andrew Rodwin
in
MuddyUm

A Cautionary Note to Humorists About ‘Mark From Accounting’

Don’t get me started on ‘Randall from Legal,’ ‘Tanya from Marketing,’ and ‘Gretchen from HR’

Sep 26

A fake chart comparing the number of Marks in Accounting to the number of Marvs in Accounting.

Sep 26

Andrew Rodwin
in
Brain Labs

Space Invaders, the Sudanese Rapid Support Forces, and a Ginormous Marsupial

What’s the common narrative that ties them together?

Sep 15

An extinct marsupial from the Pleistocene Age, the emblem for a Sudanese paramilitary group, and a picture of Space Invaders in an arcade.

Sep 15

Andrew Rodwin
in
MuddyUm

NFL Week Two Injury Report

Amputations, mortality rates easing due to increased adoption of tactical body armor

Sep 12

Sep 12

Andrew Rodwin
in
MuddyUm

FOX News Decision Desk Calls Arizona for Trump

Murdoch makes bold call after poring through Neilsen Ratings

Aug 28

FOX News Decision Desk Calls Arizona for Trump

Aug 28

Andrew Rodwin
in
MuddyUm

One-Word Horror Stories That Will Make You Beg for REDRUM

Words that make ‘gum surgery’ feel like endorphins

Aug 25

Scary picture.

Aug 25

Andrew Rodwin
in
MuddyUm

Tite Social Media Platforms for Straight up Kewl Peeps

‘I post, therefore I am’ — L. Gaga

Aug 7

A keyboard with social media icons on many of the keys, and the universal not sign superimposed on it.

Aug 7

Andrew Rodwin
in
Brain Labs

Mississippi’s Truth Burning

Hollywood’s whitewash of the Mississippi ‘Freedom Summer’ murders

Aug 2

Lawrence Rainey flanked by FBI agents in Mississippi. A Mississippi flag, aflame, is superimposed.

Aug 2

Andrew Rodwin
in
MuddyUm

Trump/Vance Endorsed by WEIRDO, FREAKBOX, and CREEPS

Groups also lobbying to get renowned wack jobs Kid Rock, Hulk Hogan queued for positions as Fed Chair, Attorney General

Aug 2

A pie chart showing that a vast majority of the American Weirdo Vote favors the Trump/Vance ticket.

Aug 2

Andrew Rodwin
in
Brain Labs

Have You Looked at Life From Both Sides Now?

Zooming in and zooming out — a user’s manual

Jul 27

A globe with a microscope, telescope, and terrestrial objects in a backdrop of celestial objects.

Jul 27

Andrew Rodwin

Andrew Rodwin

Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Greener Pastures, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, and more.

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