No ma’am, you can’t inject a messenger RNA vaccine into an Atari Falcon — Tech Concierge 4 Boomers! Sir, this is a tech support line. Oh, your drive’s hard? I thought — never mind. Your drive should be hard. That’s why it’s called a hard drive. Yes, quite a coincidence. Drives should be floppy? Maybe. When George Bush was president. No, the other one…