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MuddyUm

·1 day ago

Deep in the Bowels of the FOX Newsroom

Proprietary journalistic practices ensure ‘fresh’ reporting — Thanks to Stephanie Wilson for turning me on to cartooning. Want an email heads-up for new articles? Click me. Join Medium? Click me. Comedy | Garden of Neuro Garden of Neuro Presents the MuddyUm, the fun place for funny. Humor and Comedy!www.muddyum.org

Politics

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Deep in the Bowels of the FOX Newsroom
Deep in the Bowels of the FOX Newsroom
Politics

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Mac O’Clock

·2 days ago

Give It Up for the Maestro!

Using Keyboard Maestro’s Mac software to automate your world — If you’re like me, and if you’re reading Mac O’Clock you probably are, you hate typing. Never do in three keystrokes what you can in two. Words to live by! Never do in two keystrokes what you can do with a mouse click. Even better! I ran smack into the…

Computers

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Give It Up for the Maestro!
Give It Up for the Maestro!
Computers

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Published in

MuddyUm

·3 days ago

You Can Have My Books When You Pry Them From My Large…

Brought to you by the NRA (National Reptile… —

Humor

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You Can Have My Books When You Pry Them From My Large, Sharp Teeth
You Can Have My Books When You Pry Them From My Large, Sharp Teeth
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Brain Labs

·5 days ago

Hey! Free Stuff!

No strings attached, no fine print, and a model for a higher functioning world — Boston College Boston College (BC) is a prestigious institution on the leafy, western edge of Boston. With an enrollment of 15,000, BC comprises 10% of the roughly 150,000 college students who study in Boston, most of whom are part of the mass exodus from the city every May. What happens to all…

Ideas

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Hey! Free Stuff!
Hey! Free Stuff!
Ideas

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Published in

MuddyUm

·Jun 2

DeSantis Campaign Struggles With Blind Spots

Relating to humans described as “an aspirational goal” — Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida was mingling with voters on Thursday after his first campaign stop in New Hampshire as a presidential candidate when a reporter asked him a question: “Governor, how come you’re not taking questions from voters?” Mr. DeSantis sharply disputed the premise of the reporter’s question. “People…

Humor

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DeSantis Campaign Struggles With Blind Spots
DeSantis Campaign Struggles With Blind Spots
Humor

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MuddyUm

·May 31

Martha Stewart’s Hosting Guide for Ambitious Sloths

‘The early bird gets the worm’ — now… —

Humor

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Martha Stewart’s Hosting Guide for Ambitious Sloths
Martha Stewart’s Hosting Guide for Ambitious Sloths
Humor

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MuddyUm

·May 28

What Is the Sound of One Man Schwa’ing?

The schwing of schwa — What linguists call the Proto-Sapiens language preceded all spoken languages, and from which all languages derive. That language is Schwa. Think of Schwa as a lot like Botswanan !Xóõ only without the pretentious diacritics. Linguists use Ə to represent Schwa. Which, if you’re dyslexic or 11, you’re probably thinking “Schwing…

Humor

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What Is the Sound of One Man Schwa’ing?
What Is the Sound of One Man Schwa’ing?
Humor

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Brain Labs

·May 26

How Do Web Apps Like Medium Work? (Part 3)

And what can they teach us about the world? — The global cloud computing market was valued at USD 483.98 billion in 2022 and is expected to expand at a compound annual growth rate (CAGR) of 14.1% from 2023 to 2030.¹ What is the sound of one cloud computing? Whatever it is, it’s loud! There are many public clouds. …

Ideas

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How Do Web Apps Like Medium Work? (Part 3)
How Do Web Apps Like Medium Work? (Part 3)
Ideas

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Published in

MuddyUm

·May 25

Lady Sings the Blues

Maybe HR will put this poster on an… —

Humor

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Lady Sings the Blues
Lady Sings the Blues
Humor

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Published in

MuddyUm

·May 23

Tom Brady Exits Retirement to Lead Backfield at High School Alma Mater

‘I don’t like to leave loose ends’ — Tom Brady announced today he is leaving retirement to resume his prior role as quarterback of the Junípero Serra High School varsity football team in San Mateo, CA. After vowing not to return to the NFL following several faux retirements, and having exhausted his college eligibility playing for the University…

Sports

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Tom Brady Exits Retirement to Lead Backfield at High School Alma Mater
Tom Brady Exits Retirement to Lead Backfield at High School Alma Mater
Sports

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Andrew Rodwin

Andrew Rodwin

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MuddyUm co-editor. Phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Greener Pastures and more.

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