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Andrew Rodwin

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New Executive Orders Reshape MuddyUm

If you can’t beat ’em, bend the hell over

Jan 26

A kid bent over.

Jan 26

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Brain Labs

Life’s Urgent Question

The rent you pay for your room here on Earth

Jan 18

Mother Teresa and Rosalynn Carter.

Jan 18

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Golden Retriever Fur Precipitation Weather Report

Ground blizzard whips up three feet of matted fur onto virgin loveseat settee

Dec 30, 2024

A couch strewn with dog fur, with a pillow picturing a golden retriever, a photo book of the retriever, and the retriever lying next to the couch.

Dec 30, 2024

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MuddyUm

Breitbart’s Best Books of 2024

Alt Prose trolls the Liberati

Dec 28, 2024

Dec 28, 2024

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Hallmark Patents Xmas Movie Plot Formula, Humorists Gob-Smacked By Bloodletting Royalty Fees

‘Metro divorcée treks home to Santa Claus, Indiana to save family ibis farm and swoons over puffy-vested Chippendale har har — cough up…

Dec 21, 2024

Young man with a plaid shirt on a country lane carrying a shaggy dog with the Hallmark Channel icon in the upper right corner.

Dec 21, 2024

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MuddyUm

Fasten Your Seatbelts America, Here Comes Fantasy Chain Chowdown!

Today’s waiver wire studs — “Cheeburger Cheeburger” and “Cluck-U Chicken”

Nov 27, 2024

A mock-up of a fantasy league based on eating at chain restaurants, using the Sleeper format for fantasy football.

Nov 27, 2024

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MuddyUm

Make Way for the A Team!

All the big fishies in the new Shark Tank

Nov 16, 2024

Make Way for the A Team!

Nov 16, 2024

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MuddyUm

Beelzebub® Celebrates Election Season With Smokin’ Sales for Uber-Rich

Knock-off souls from snarky tech tycoons fetching top-dollar

Oct 29, 2024

16th century Struggle between Carnival and Lent Panorama by Hieronymous Bosch

Oct 29, 2024

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MuddyUm

Thank You for Supporting My Hallowed Writing Quest!

Can I get a Caramel Latte Quad Espresso Frappuccino with that?

Oct 21, 2024

Two astronauts looking at a moonscape.

Oct 21, 2024

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NFL Backup Quarterbacks Fed Up With Coaches’ Draconian Demands, Threatening Walkout

Fed Chair to host crisis summit to stave off disaster, National Guard mobilizing

Oct 10, 2024

A group of three solemn backup quarterbacks at a table with a lot of paperwork, presenting demands.

Oct 10, 2024

Andrew Rodwin

Andrew Rodwin

Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, shopping lists, Sudoku, obituaries ...

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