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Andrew Rodwin

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Fasten Your Seatbelts America, Here Comes Fantasy Chain Chowdown!

Today’s waiver wire studs — “Cheeburger Cheeburger” and “Cluck-U Chicken”

Nov 27

A mock-up of a fantasy league based on eating at chain restaurants, using the Sleeper format for fantasy football.

Nov 27

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MuddyUm

Make Way for the A Team!

All the big fishies in the new Shark Tank

Nov 16

Make Way for the A Team!

Nov 16

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MuddyUm

Beelzebub® Celebrates Election Season With Smokin’ Sales for Uber-Rich

Knock-off souls from snarky tech tycoons fetching top-dollar

Oct 29

16th century Struggle between Carnival and Lent Panorama by Hieronymous Bosch

Oct 29

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MuddyUm

Thank You for Supporting My Hallowed Writing Quest!

Can I get a Caramel Latte Quad Espresso Frappuccino with that?

Oct 21

Two astronauts looking at a moonscape.

Oct 21

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MuddyUm

NFL Backup Quarterbacks Fed Up With Coaches’ Draconian Demands, Threatening Walkout

Fed Chair to host crisis summit to stave off disaster, National Guard mobilizing

Oct 10

A group of three solemn backup quarterbacks at a table with a lot of paperwork, presenting demands.

Oct 10

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MuddyUm

New York Crimes Buyerclutter Curates Phat Burglary Accessories

Larceny-as-a-Service generating monster buzz!

Sep 30

A burglar holding a pistol and crowbar.

Sep 30

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MuddyUm

A Cautionary Note to Humorists About ‘Mark From Accounting’

Don’t get me started on ‘Randall from Legal,’ ‘Tanya from Marketing,’ and ‘Gretchen from HR’

Sep 26

A fake chart comparing the number of Marks in Accounting to the number of Marvs in Accounting.

Sep 26

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Brain Labs

Space Invaders, the Sudanese Rapid Support Forces, and a Ginormous Marsupial

What’s the common narrative that ties them together?

Sep 15

An extinct marsupial from the Pleistocene Age, the emblem for a Sudanese paramilitary group, and a picture of Space Invaders in an arcade.

Sep 15

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MuddyUm

NFL Week Two Injury Report

Amputations, mortality rates easing due to increased adoption of tactical body armor

Sep 12

Sep 12

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MuddyUm

FOX News Decision Desk Calls Arizona for Trump

Murdoch makes bold call after poring through Neilsen Ratings

Aug 28

FOX News Decision Desk Calls Arizona for Trump

Aug 28

Andrew Rodwin

Andrew Rodwin

Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Greener Pastures, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, and more.

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